scratchity ann

A female that oviously uses too much meth. A crank hoe, who always is picking at themselves. female crank user with open sores on face and arms that never get better.

Scatchity Ann came over for some shit.
Stay away from that scratchity ann honey, those sores mighnt be contagious.

by LisaRath November 7, 2005

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

scrunchies

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome

"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"

by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009

Pussy Scratcher

A gay nigga licks his boss's pussy so much in order to get some benefit at work.

B*n is such a pussy scratcher in the office, always sticking to his boss, Vacuum Pussy, and doesn't have to work so hard.

by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006

scratches

Finances. Money, mostly consisting of change found around the Crib. See Crib.

"Look at all of my scratch main! We could snatch up a Swisher now ma nigga!

by l337 g4ng$+3r May 26, 2003

Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008

snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

by aikybrky September 15, 2009