scouseritis

Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.

" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!

by TweenieGirl November 12, 2011

Scousers

A large respectable group of people who come from Liverpool

Scousers are very nice people

by ScouseHardLad December 12, 2018

sconerrific

Used to describe a delicious-tasting scone, generally eaten in the morning for breakfast

Q: Hey Kyla. How does that scone taste?
A: Why, it tastes sconerrific! Would you like to try some?

by UrNumberOneCrush November 30, 2015

sconerboned

To get very very very very high.

"Yo wanna come over to my place and smoke?"

"Yeah dude, I just got off work and I'm trying to get absolutely sconerboned."

by jphillyyy June 11, 2016

Sconzer

Someone or Someone's who is so cheap and can not stand wasting or avoid spending extra of anything.

Matthew likes to be a Sconzer and put the empty jar of Cheese whiz in the microwave to melt whatever whiz is / could be left. " Waste none " Pay good money for that.

by Less1Legg September 9, 2018

SCONER

The term for an erection, caused by a scary reason.

I was so scared, but it was also pretty hot. It gave me a sconer.

by StephoSlash June 25, 2019

Scouser

A Person from Liverpool England , home 2 the best football team in Europe and the best , most devoted fans , Liverpudlians

Guy 1- Do you know them Scousers they are boss ?

by Heidi O’Hare 03 December 7, 2019