Schock

1. A feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. A feeling of reassurance, embarrassment and shame because of realization of one's own stupidity.
3. Use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.

The pronunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)

Origin: Germany

1. Ryan asked Samantha out..." - "Finally!" - "...but she said no." - "Really?" - "Yes." - "Schock."
2. "The New York Patriots won!" - "No, actually they didn't." - "Schock, my fault."
3. "We got our math test back" - "What grade?" - "Got an E." - "Schock"

by Ty Bargo October 25, 2016

Dock Shock

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010

gaby shocker

An unexpected display of private parts through a man's boxers.

As I woke up this morning, my package was popping out of my boxers; a real gaby shocker!

by moobyandmuschi February 24, 2011

Booty Shock

The shock you go into when you see a nice ass.

I'm sorry, I didnt hear a word you said i was in booty shock; I was looking at that ass that walked by.

by Bronx_Marv September 2, 2011

topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

Wisconsin Shocker

A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.

Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.

by GayBoyJeremy October 21, 2019

Iron Range Shocker

A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.

I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.

by LC_ontherange May 22, 2011