Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014

schnarr

The last name Schnarr may be derived from the German word “schnur”. Meaning string which most likely means they’re skinny yet fit in there own way if ya know what I mean ;)))). Scharr’s are funny,undeniably cute, also freaky if you’re lucky enough to get it outta her ;) mostly known for there big o booty yes you know who I’m talking about if you’re reading this ;))))

Guy : man I need a loyal girl

Girl : see that girl over there she’s as loyal as it gets

Girls friend:yea
Guy : really? Is she freaky too?
Girl: nah she’s not like that

Girls friend : you never know she could be really schnarr

by Mr.PoutyButt The 3rd April 12, 2018

Schnargle

Synonymous with "snargle." But with the fun added effect of a German accent!

I tend to laugh whenever I schnargle.

Do you mean snargle?

NO. Schnargle. VE ARE GERMANS, JA!

by politically correct 1342 November 26, 2010

shnarf

1.) Noun; blow, nose candy, coke, yayo, peruvian lady

2.) Verb; to snort/insufflate (1.)

South African slang in origin

"bust out that shnarf before going back in."

"michael shnarfed up all we had left."

by a_romijn March 6, 2010

Shnarf

A good source to get high on

I got shnarf in my pockets

by the otha god February 18, 2004

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

shnarf

an expression to convey or describe feelings of grumpiness, crankiness, impatience, selfishness, and snobbery. can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective. it can be used very flexibly.

"johnny's being such a shnarf today. what a jerk."
"i shnarfed the teller our at the bank for not correcting my balance of a million dollars."
"ooh, shnarfie."

by la princessa March 2, 2009