scert

The process of being suddenly frightened, or someone who is easily scared. It's mostly a slang word used by "country folk"

Bob: BOO!!!!!!
Betty: DAMNIT, Bob you scert me so bad I almost shit myself!

by White Wolf-6800 June 2, 2016

Scerb

Someone who rooks others and is extremely unreliable especially in regards to going fishing.

Blames others for stealing. Destroyer of friendships.

Does not provide a midnight lunch at wedding at which guests paid thousands to attend.

Faggy.

Can't believed I was rooked into attending that dudes wedding. Groom was such a scerb.

by Jojo horny October 1, 2016

Scervous

A combination of scared and nervous.

When I realized I was being pulled over, I became scervous.

by Lisa Rabito November 8, 2008

schargel

To have semen come out of one's nose, usually when surprised.

That dude in the airport bathroom totally schargelled when I told him I was a cop.

by ToolMaster September 18, 2007

scheaming

A girl who acts loyal but has sex with other dudes, never wife up a scheamer

She's scheaming on her boyfriend and he don't even know

by Jksskj00 June 23, 2014

schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

by esbestes May 20, 2007

Scerri

Scerri is the last name of a person of pure awesomeness. They are hot shit and are better thsn all the rest. Great at everything. REALLY SMART AND JUST PLAIN COOL.

fuck shes hot she must be a scerri

by skuxkid April 27, 2011