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wannabe scene

a wannabe scene is a girly fucker who suddenly decides to listen to fall out boy or my chemical romance, act all br00tal and wear too much eyeliner. all of their friends are still preppy cunts and think that their friend is going through a stupid faze. the so called new "scene kidd" signs up for emoscene.com and adds anyone with snakebites or cool hair only to find out they are a german bitch who cares about nobody but themselves. they take shitty photos of themselves acting all 'emo' and 'origional' when really they are just copying pictures and articles they've read on urban dictionary.
wannabe scene: blackt3ars-xx
real deal: xDeadNurse

blackt3ars-xx: y0 wh4ts up n!ggaz
xDeadNurse: Erm.. Hey
blackt3ars-xx: h0w ab0ut th4t HxC g!g l4st n!ght
xDeadNurse: Wtf Are You Even Saying
blackt3ars-xx: l0lz fuck!ng w4nn4 f!ght b!tch
xDeadNurse: STFU Poser!!1

xDeadNurse Has Left The Conversation

blackt3ars-xx: y0 n!gg4 wh4t d0es th4t me4n??///
by Short&&Tight January 16, 2008
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Tijuana Crime Scene

Its when you are fucking some one up the ass and then they shit all over you and the bed
I feel sorry for who ever that hotel housekeeper is its a Tijuana crime scene in there
by outlaw May 31, 2004
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peach scene

that one scene in call me by your name where Elio (Timothée Chalamet) fucks a peach
Me- did you see the peach scene? 😳
friend- yah i did i lowkey wish i was the peach
by 🤴🏿✅ April 30, 2020
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Trashing My Scene

To cause one's life to be more difficult in any way. Similar to the phrase, "Breaking my Balls". Derived from a quote during Christian Bale's infamous rant.
Did you spill coffee all over my sofa? Dude, stop fucking trashing my scene!
by HarveyStewart February 4, 2009
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scenester

Person who models the abstract and later specific behavior of individuals
trying to make a claim on certain media,i.e. literature, art, books, poetry, movies. A trend will then arise of "packaging", at which point, genres will mix into socially acceptable grab bags of media and somehow spawn a fashion, normally causing these disillusioned individuals to start resembling the traits of characters, band members, and each other because he or she likes this " underground" lifestyle and wants to be accepted by a discriminating crowd. In short, the sucker thinks these people have all the answers and conforms to some " be- yourself-but-be-us-subculture". Scenesters can range from genres of music such as Indie, emo, hardcore, nerd rock,(math rock), metal heads, ska kids( skankers,Moonstompers), ravers, club kids, goth kids, mod kids,space rock,concept artists,retro throwbacks, punk, pop punk, to Donnie Darko fans and other cult movies such as Heathers or Velvet Goldmine,poetry by Bukowski or Frost, cartoons such as Sponge Bob or shows like Nip/Tuck and The Simpsons, books such as Catcher in the Rye, The Virgin Suicides, Valley of the Dolls, Ask the Dust, and occasionally, The Communist Manifesto,as most scenesters are anti-war and unless straight edge, (refraining from sex or drugs of any kind) are heavily into drugs and alcohol,nomadic,anti-religious,poor with rich parents, and slumming.Essentially, they are their friends, although some people will like what they like and be accused of being scenesters by mistake. The smart scenester will say that is the case, because he or she knows it can't really be disproven except by baby pictures, second grade stories, and by God Himself.
" Jennifer is a true disgusting little scenester now that she dyed her hair burgundy when she saw me doing it. I did it, because some girl on the Joan of Arc album had it that way, but that's because she copied the girl from Rainer Maria, and I told her after one of their shows that she should color it, so she did,and I thought'what the fuck? That was my idea.' So I'm boycotting them."

" If you don't like Spoon, you should die."

" If I had shaggy hair and wore eyeliner like your last boyfriend, you would love me more."

" The way these people look is the way I feel inside. They understand. I want to be part of their scene."
by Victim August 19, 2004
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tiajuana crime scene

A Tiajuana Crime Scene is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Hot Carl. It is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.
"I woke up this morning in the middle of a Tiajuana Crime Scene. If I had a dollar for everytime that happened..."
by Cassiebeth182 July 21, 2006
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scene mullet

the scene mullet is mostly worn by females of the scene culture.
it is exactly what it's called just more feminine. With a short top and short or long bangs with long sides and back. The top can be blown straight up or hairsprayed until it stands up.
im still looking for the picture.
Usually scene girls that are asian have scene mullets.
by kaitlyn.core May 5, 2006
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