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Speef

A pussy that resembles roast beef, hence speef. It is dark n flabby, n usually found in asians.
Dude this weekend i got so much speef going to china.
by Zachandary October 16, 2006
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Scerf

A cute and obscure way of saying scarf. Children often use this term before they properly begin to speak.

It has made a comeback though, and in some areas of Canada it has replaced the outdated term "scarf" nearly completely.
"Why must hipsters wear scerfs in the winter?"

"Hey! Pass me my scerf it is fraking winding outside today... brrr...."
by BlackKaida March 2, 2010
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Sceeber

A term used to describe an area of dead skin or scab, can also be used as a derogatory term as an insult!

It is a commonly used term in Orkney since its invention by Sammy R!
"Check the sceeber over there" or "I need some cream to relieve my sceebers"
by Matt and Jinky April 22, 2010
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Skeefy

That party was hella skeefy.
by Big O'Mall October 15, 2006
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Sneef

The plural of snoof, which means to sniff very hard and vigorously.
Russ: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist
by Russel2711 July 5, 2008
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speef

Collective noun for cows launched into space, to orbit in cow-size hamster balls.

After J.C.Hormel was unable to explain where the 'S' and 'P' of the initials "SPAM" originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) Hormel declared that the SPAM meant "Speef Ham" in other words a combination of Ham and Space Beef.

As Hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the US Military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of Hormel's lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarrassment.

Later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into space. Novelty size hamster balls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the R&D costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.

Many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep space by passing geostationary satellites, which were prone to clicking the hamsterballs at their orbit speed of mach 25.
Holy christ on a bicycle, Zorgoff! I could have sworn i just saw a speefball flying past that meteor over yonder!
by wooty December 8, 2004
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Sceenie Weenie

Prepubescent scene kids. Usually girls. Typically found in large packs in malls, parks, schools, or even venues.
Look at that crowd of sceenie weenies giggling at us. They're all so tiny and cute!
by Zomboi January 27, 2009
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