1 to 10 scale

The one to ten scale measures how attractive a girl or a guy is. For example:
1: Absolutely hideous, can't even look at him/her
2: Pretty damn ugly
3: Gross
4: Unattractive
5. Not cute, not ugly, just average.
6. Decent looking, but not usually anyone's first choice.
7. Cute
8. Attractive
9. Very Attractive
10. Perfection

Most everybody uses the one to ten scale, but in different ways. For instance, someone may label someone as a 1, and another person may label them as a 10, and vice versa. It's all a matter of opinion.

Jack: Dude look at Bailey over there, isn't she a 10/10 on the 1 to 10 scale?
Joe: Ehh I'd give her about a 7 or so.
John: Are you guys kidding? She's hella ugly! She's a 2 at the most.

by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016

The Adam Scale

a way to rate a girl 1-10 in all ways (her looks, body, and personality, etc.)

Ryan: “what would you put Jamie on the Adam scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”

by Krazplayz September 14, 2020

Scaley

A scaley is similar to a furry, however, it deals with anthropomorphic reptiles and amphibians as opposed to mammals.

"Dude, check out this furry pic of squirtle getting it on with bulbasaur!"

"That's not furry. It's scaley."

by Argonian August 3, 2009

International Boner Scale

Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:

1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.

In England:

Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"

En France:

Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."

by shanghaiunderground September 10, 2009

Scalped

When you snatch a weave so hard it literally takes the skin off your head

Have you heard rhianna's new album? Beyoncé is scalped

by get scalped August 29, 2017

banana for scale

The common used scale under all intelligent beings. People who use the banana scale view the metric and imperial system as inferior and useless. Banana's are clearly more reliable as a measure of length than some random concept or human limbs. The scale is usually used in photographs to show the size of an object. Banana's are yellow which automatically mean that they are superior to other fruits. Banana's will soon be the commonly used measure of length and they will soon rule the world.

'That guy has a small penis.'
'Yeah, it's only half a banana.'
'Well, you're an intelligent fellow using a banana for scale.'

by banjobananenfilet February 18, 2015

Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty

1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."

by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008