scanner

1. Either a deivce attached to a computer that allows it to take a picture or text from another source, and transfer it to the computer.

2. In some science fiction novels, scanners trace brain patterns, allowing the user to read ones mind.

This scanner is sucking, it can't even get the image!

I scanned his brain because I am a jerk.

by mr. pockets January 19, 2007

stanny

An abbreviation for your "standard order". This is your favourite drink, chocolate bar and packet of crisps that you could pick up at any petrol or service station any time of day. The drink can either be a soft-drink, can or bottle, or something else that is common. The crisps must be available in a bag, potato or corn, but nothing stupid like a whole tube of Pringles, for example. The chocolate bar is self-explanatory.

To know someone's stanny is a test of true friendship.

Joe is taking a trip to his local petrol station to pick up some sundries. Before leaving, he asks Polly if she would like anything. "Oh, just my stanny, thanks Joe," she responds.
(N.B. Joe has truly cooked his goose if he doesn't know what Polly's stanny is. They HAVE been together 7 years, after all.)

by Big.E April 18, 2006

Sanny

Commonly used by people with IQ's less than 80 to refer to a sandwich.

"Oooh! Look, he's eating a sanny for lunch!"

by Max Katzeff April 22, 2005

Shanny

It's a name the gypsy Community use for there unwanted son.Very uncommon name but when used the son is looked down upon by he's father .in the original language of Romani it means donkeys arse

Father: "he's the Shanny of the family "

by Romani-rie March 3, 2015

slanny

Promiscious BJQ that spends more time horizontal than vertical when she's "servicing clients" at hotels in Colorado Springs.

Tava Ho Foster is a Slanny!

by Tara March 28, 2005

scanner

people with a very big variety of interests (jacks of all trades, polymaths etc) often to the point that they don't know what to choose as they don't want to give up their other interests

Jim has tried this and that but still hasn't decided on a clear path, he is, I guess, what you call a scanner. Sadly, he's in his early thirties.

by U8IK April 11, 2011

Stanny

Is a school in Peterborough full of sket and roadman.
You can never trust someone that goes to that school or went to it because the rumours are all true.

Oi that boys from stanny better be careful

There’s a stanny girl over there she is easy so let’s go for it

by Island57 December 29, 2018