sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

Cum Sludge

A nasty name for someone being gross annoying or absurb as a reference to cum

My dad was a cum sludge when he didnt let me go to that ripper

by westboylston January 5, 2008

butt sludge

A small infants poop.

I wiped the butt sludge clean and put on a new diaper.

by Casey McDermott November 11, 2007

sludge

A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.

Antwan was a perfect example of sludge when he tricked Sally out.

by MsLi April 21, 2006

spludge

a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting

Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."

by imverygay August 22, 2014

ass sludge

what comes out of your ass after taking colon blown.

Thought I'd have to call a plummer cause the toilet was packed full of ass sludge.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience

"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

by Katie, Beth, and Jess June 1, 2006