Sami MB 

A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.

Yo, do you have a sami mb?

Naa bro.

Sami MB by Steve McHarrison July 22, 2010

sami riot 

one that acts odd but in a unique way,to be short,to be wickedly awesome!
If you love paramore your known as a sami riot.
If you have a new obbesion everyweek your being a sami riot.
If you can't spell obbesion also a sami riot.

Hey that new kid is weird and odd heard she likes paramore a lot.
Ohh so she's a sami riot!

sami riot by shaaniqwa April 5, 2008

Sami-Jo

hottest name alive!
a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl.
can be very seductive, or just chill out with the boys when she wants to.
Sami-Jo's are fun and loving, but don't piss them off...they bite.

Gotta love Sami-Jo.

Sami-Jo by TomTomTomTom87654321 January 20, 2009

Sami-face 

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.

A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.

Sami-face by ISSC March 10, 2010

Sami post 

An instagram post that is usually a post of a holiday (abroad), but is posted extremely late from when the photo was actually taken. This is usually due to the roughly consistent monthly posting on the account depending when the user realises he has not posted in a while.

Usually comes with a select few people "complaining" in the comment section.

Raffi: Is this another Sami post
Harry: Yeah did you see the T-pose
Pranav: STFU
Harun: LMAOOOOOO

Sami post by Not Spamihax June 1, 2019

Sami Tutch

To clear out a room with a single fart, normally after eating dairy.

'oh god the dogs done a shit in the kitchen, smells like a right Sami Tutch'

Sami Tutch by MrBigBollocks November 24, 2017

Sami Disease 

Being the unfunniest person to ever exist

Person1: Bro i think you have the Sami Disease

Person2: Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

Sami Disease by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022