Semen Syphon

A girl who syphons semen into her. aka a megahoe.

That chick has done like a bazillion people this year. She is such a semen syphon.

by Such ma jewce April 23, 2009

Horse Dick Syphilis

(1) When a fat white chick resorts to intercourse with well-endowned men of African descent.

(2) The state of mind when a fat white chick goes bonkers for some Mandingo horse cock.

(1) I heard Amber got a bad case of Horse Dick Syphilis when the divorce was finalized.

(2) Talula is something else, man. I think she's got that Horse Dick Syphilis or something. She's been smoking menthols, drinking 40s of O.E, and walking weird for a couple weeks.

by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019

Shit Symphony

1. A shit session that features more than one bowel movement.

2. Shitting more than once in a very brief period of time.

I was in the bathroom for over an hour. Turns out I had to compose a shit symphony.

by DrSwampenstein May 26, 2010

switchblade symphony

wow looking at the defintion above they have been going better part of 1000 years!

Darkwave goth.

by mike December 29, 2003

Syphilpee

When a person with syphilis decides to urinate on an object that will make contact with a person or directly on a person in hopes of transferring their disease. Little do they know that they cannot spread their beautiful burn in that manner. However, this knowledge does little to make the victim any more comfortable with the situation.

Alfred goes to Chuck E. Cheese's every Thursday and syphilpees all over the place. Ball Pit, slides, pizza, Lil' Ralphie, nothing is safe from his urinary wrath.

by The Blah June 11, 2006

shit symphony

When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.

2005 was one long shit symphony.

by George Vespe May 9, 2008

syphilis

1. noun. a sexually transmitted disease that results in stinging warts, excessive stinging while urinating, and possibly bleeding from the pee hole...

2. noun. what i named my hamster in 6th grade

1. your fucking sister gave me syphilis! no wonder she was so easy!

2. rest in peace syphilis, you were so cute

remember kids, wear a condom

by wrong or right? April 20, 2007