Swingle

Someone who goes to an orgy alone.

Rob broke the ‘couples only’ rule when he showed up at the orgy. He was going as a swingle.

by Sheldon Trollope October 29, 2018

swingle nut

a swingle nut is someone who licks mad balls and get 0 bitches

1. you fucking swingle nut! suck my cock.

2. look at that swingle nut over there.

by kiokioo June 24, 2021

swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022

spindle

A term of endearment, as well as mockery often used in conjunction with the word prick.

Alright spindle are you coming out tonight? Or are you gonna stay in and be a spindle prick? HONK!

by Leeug October 23, 2003

Swinderman

a man who lacks a chin, has nipples located right above the anal cavity, and smells like mail pouch tobacco.

Wow, whats his problem? He's just a Swinderman

by Us People April 22, 2006

off da spindle

"the freshest," "the hottest"

Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!

by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003