Swamp Ass

when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time

"awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass"

by curioustrollpower June 6, 2004

Swamp Weed

redneck/southern term for the smell of dirty Bong Water

Oh lawd that boy smells like straight swamp weed!

Damn, you need to change the water in this pipe, it smells like swamp weed.

Somebody knocked the bong over and now it smells like swamp weed in here.

by shorty419 March 8, 2011

Swamp Buffalo

A woman with an appearance so rancid that is makes your stomach knot and triggers your gag reflex.

Dear god, Gerald! Look at That putrid Swamp Buffalo!

Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.

by Phillip Rowland November 11, 2013

swamp pudding

Swamp pudding is a mixture of feces and cum.

Busta, she had some nasty swamp pudding.

by BustaJ December 4, 2013

Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.

When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.

by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016

Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.

I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019

Swamp Pool

A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.

Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!

*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!

by JamesKPolky April 7, 2020