Susan's are the most lovely people you'll ever meet. If you marry one, your in for the best time of your life. There funny, interesting, caring,
by TimmyD1234 December 23, 2015
Get the Susan mug.When someone does something extremely suspicious, or overall just some dumb ass shit, or is being extremely dumb, and probably is about to be called out.
Bro 1: "Yo dude how are you and Morgan lately?"
Bro 2:" Shes been extremely sus man, everything was going good, but she all of the sudden started being weird and sus."
Bro 1: "How?"
Bro 2: "Shes been distant and pretty sure shes with another nigga right now as we speak"
Bro 1: "Oh shit that sus AF"
Bro 2: "Extremely sus"
Bro 2:" Shes been extremely sus man, everything was going good, but she all of the sudden started being weird and sus."
Bro 1: "How?"
Bro 2: "Shes been distant and pretty sure shes with another nigga right now as we speak"
Bro 1: "Oh shit that sus AF"
Bro 2: "Extremely sus"
by sus ass December 11, 2017
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To be someone's backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/passes out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.
A: "What are you up to tomozzle?"
M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"
A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"
M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"
A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"
by Andrew McUtchen October 27, 2007
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2: I know right? Perfection!
1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.
2: I know right? Perfection!
1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.
by TheBuddha October 23, 2014
Get the Susan mug.A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010
Get the Sleepy Susan mug.The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.
by leon von oren January 3, 2011
Get the wet susan mug.The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile will bring joy to you and everyone around you. She will keep your secrets safe and never break your heart. But be sure not to get on her bad side because she will kill you. She also pretends to be a bunny and likes to hops around like a bunny.
John: Hey do you know Susan?
Steven: Yeah she is in my class.
John: Does she ever hop into class?
Steven: Yep, she is known for that!
Steven: Yeah she is in my class.
John: Does she ever hop into class?
Steven: Yep, she is known for that!
by laggyissteve January 20, 2013
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