Sunday Ass

Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.

#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.

#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.

by Benji Barker March 9, 2007

sundial pizza

the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.

Bob: Hey I think I'll be hungry in three hours, better order sundial pizza now.

by MATTATTACK22 February 9, 2012

D-Sunded

The act of performing a "D-Sund" upon another person (usually an opponent in ice hockey); derived from the hockey great Donald Sund who devised the original motion of ice hockey movements involved in this trick, which consists of a dazzling setup of fakes that deceive the opponent and ultimately result in humiliation for the defender; a reference to the state of one's well-being after public humiliation, embarrassment, and/or disgrace.

Whoa, did you just see that bender get D-Sunded!? His ankles totally just snapped in two.

by danglingandd-sunding March 27, 2012

James Sunderland

The magnificently sexy protagonist of 'Silent Hill 2', a popular survival horror game for the Playstation 2 console. He is drawn to the cursed town because of a letter sent to him by his wife. His dead wife. Ooooo. He also jumps down a lot of holes, and does a great impression of leatherface.

The best part of waking up, is James Sunderland in your cup.

by Choco January 21, 2004

Death-Fail Sunday

An alternative title for "Easter", that celebrates death-fail in the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

"Dude, Jesus freaking pwned on Death-Fail Sunday!"

by ForeverOverthinking April 6, 2009

Sunday Driver

A motorist who engages in any number of dilatory driving techniques that recklessly slow down traffic, including but not limited to: driving below the speed limit, slowing down more than once on a city block while looking for a parking spot, waiting for a pedestrian to finish traversing the entire walkway before turning, or remaining stopped after a light turns green. Sunday drivers often claim to be driving defensively but in fact their driving is offensive and aggitates normal commuters.

Sorry I'm late, but these sunday drivers slowed me down. </p>
I don't support the death penalty, but would make an exception for Sunday drivers.</p>
Traffic in West Coast cities is exacerbated by the widespread phenomenon of Sunday drivers.

by Yonaton January 3, 2009

Sundry

Various items not important enough to be mentioned individually.

On what basis will these sundry expenses be met?

by rockindudette101 September 26, 2010