sucks dick 

Despite it's common, negative connotations, in some areas of the U.S. (including the NY Tri-State area) "sucks dick" actually implies that something is great or awesome. This usage of the phrase derives from the fact that someone or something that sucks your dick is, in fact, pretty awesome.

Oh man, that restaurant really sucks dick. It always hit the spot.

sucks dick by rMMg February 25, 2011

sucks to suck 

when it sucks to suck at something - coined by Stuart Briggle

Tomas: I can't believe I missed that shot.
Stuart: Sucks to suck.

sucks to suck by jdgonzalez3 May 8, 2011

sucks to suck 

when something or someone sucks and you say it sucks to be like that.
can have " you know what they say" before it.

Tim: My girlfriend cheated on me last night.
Alex: sucks to suck :)

debra: I cant go to the party tonight because my parents are making me watch my brother.
jim: you know what they say sucks to suck! ;D

sucks to suck by sonnnnnnie(: October 7, 2011

sucks karl 

1. Not enjoyable; boring.
2. Sucks big time.

This introduction to computers class really sucks karl.

sucks karl by msbhaven September 26, 2005

sucks blue mud 

A way to clarify how bad somebody is at something. Really bad. I mean really, really bad. So bad, that well frankly, you suck blue mud.

Shaq sucks blue mud when he shoots free throws.

Bush sucks blue mud as president.

Hey bitch...you suck blue mud (at giving blow jobs) !!!!

sucks blue mud by Speak Truth May 1, 2008

sucks to be you 

Commonly said phrase when something unfortunate happens to a friend, but it's laughable and/or you don't care.

Mary: OMG! My opponent in Starcraft is using a map hack!
Tom: Sucks to be you!

sucks to be you by Lina Blade June 12, 2004

sucks to be you 

A phrase that is said when a person has just told a sad sad story to a person that doesn't care.

Teary eyed child: "My dog died"
Uncaring person: "Well, sucks to be you!"

sucks to be you by Curtis June 18, 2004