Unparalleled Success

Losing a lot of games, losing a draft pick for failing to disclose a no trade list and losing a top prospect for half a season for sports betting. Ottawa Senators owner Eugene Melnyk coined the phrase in 2019 when he claimed his club was primed for a 5 year run of "unparalleled success". His bold statement ended up being quit prescient, as the Senators would indeed go on to lose many games, lose a draft pick for failing to disclose a no trade list and lost a top prospect to a sports betting suspension.

It was so embarrassing for Eugene when he had to change after having unparalleled success in his pants.

by yzerplan69 November 22, 2023

Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.

The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

Russian success

When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.

A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.

The system is not reporting failed backups as failures. They are Russian successes.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.

Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.

by asystole August 23, 2025

The Red Ring Of Success

When a woman with red lipstick on gives a man a blowjob and it leaves a red ring on his dick.

Man 1: Do you get it with Stacy last night?

Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success

by ASaintLaw23 April 24, 2015

Order Of Success

Founded by Paul Grant on September 4, 2016. The society itself isn't a secret but the practices they preform are unknown to the public. Researches say the group morally are focused on currency and bidding worldwide.

The Order Of Success keep a low-profile.

by Order Of Success September 5, 2016

Cultivate Your Success

To affirm actions, leading to a desired outcome.

"Cultivate Your Success just took over Florida aw man we gotta move to another state bro!

by nextinline January 11, 2021