She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.
by Wesley H. April 14, 2007
Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.
by Playa Pancho February 20, 2008
by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013
starting trouble out of the blue for literally no good reason other than to entertain urself out of boredom for the reactions of others
Chloe: Sorry love im really busy this weekend i’ll try to catch up later :)
Lily: You hate me don’t you :(
Chloe: wtf i’m literally studying this weekend stop shit stirring
Lily: You hate me don’t you :(
Chloe: wtf i’m literally studying this weekend stop shit stirring
by animal monkey February 06, 2021
by 201HH November 26, 2020
Phrase used to diffrentiate between the act of shaking of the schlong (after urination) as compared to the act of masturbation. The phrase is best illustrated in the military when a drill sergeant barks at a recruit (who is urinating), "more than than three shakes is pleasure and that's not what you're here for.' The original phrase "shaken not stirred" has an obvious root in the James Bond movies, but also serves a different context. In this sense it is often used in contempt.
We were in a hurry, but Frank had to piss first. Damn, but he took forever in the mens room. Mike was getting pissed off and joked that maybe he was beating off. I finally stuck my head in the door and yelled, "LET'S GO! SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!"
by Frank Klaune May 02, 2005
Stir the soup is a slang phrase that is similar to "toss my salad." It is one person taking it in the ass. They can be male or female receivers. When the guy is done, he pulls out and cums on the others asshole. The guy then proceeds to furiously licking the others asshole, stiring their soup. This phrase comes out of Fairborn, OH.
"I hate you. Go get your soup stirred." or "I love to stir the soup. I could do it every day." or "Why did you stir your mothers soup dude?!" or " I had to stir Stacy's soup dude and damn was it delicious!"
by Big Dee May 16, 2008