Squirrel 

A fuzzy woodland creature that happens to be horny all the time, so watch out if you happen to pass by one while you're alone. These horny bastards don't descriminate against gender, so everyone has to keep an eye out. Oh, and in other cultures their other name is "Alex"

-Dude, I need to go take a piss

-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels

-You mean an 'Alex'?

Squirrel by Nattie Nightmare August 15, 2008

Squirrel 

Is a bastardization of Quirrel, which is a bastardization of qurl, which is a bastardization of gurl, which is a bastardization of girl.

Man: Check out that amazing squirrel.
Friend: That's bestiality, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.

Squirrel by zirconium November 7, 2011

squirrel 

1/4 ounce of crack cocaine.

Where I'm from a "squirrel" costs about 200 dollas.

squirrel by Idontdothatnomore October 17, 2007

Squirrel 

1. A bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts. (noun)
2. A girl who is searching for "nuts". (noun)
3. Hyper, excited. (adjective)

1. That damn squirrel ran right out in front of my car!
2. Dude, how did he get a squirrel like that chasing after him?!
3. She is way too squirrelly right now.

Squirrel by rachroxy December 29, 2007

Squirrel 

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.

1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.

Squirrel by Ryan Browne July 23, 2008

Squirrel 

Anyone on welfare, begging for money, or otherwise living off of others in the same way forest squirrels look for a handout on popular hiking trails. Someone looking for a "free nut". A parasite. Usually black people, but can also be white trash and some Latinos. Asian squirrels are almost non-existent.

Person #1: "I heard the government is offering a new food stamps program starting tomorrow."

Person #2: "Yeah. I bet the squirrels will be lined up around the corner for that."

Squirrel by mesatron October 29, 2014

Squirrel 

A small furry giraffe with no giraffe like features but isn’t a giraffe trust me

Damn that’s one medium sized squirrel

Honey I’m home, OMG your doing it with the neighbors squirrel!

Squirrel by Damn_that_squirrel_noice May 14, 2018