Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

spit shot

When a man or a lady finds him or herself with semen in his or her mouth, he or she spits it into a shot glass for another man or lady to take.

TRACY: SPIT SHOTS!!!!!!!

by SPIT SHOT April 27, 2011

spit roaster

when two guys are nailing the same chick from opposite ends, making her look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in hawaii. This is also referred to as a pig roaster and can easily be converted to an eiffel tower by the guys high fiving each other over her back.

Jeff and Ben pulled a spit roaster on Lisa last weekend but Ben doesn't want to talk about it since she's his sister.

by snakes69 January 8, 2008

Spit It Out

A pretty awesome rap-metal song from the band Slipknot. It was the second single off of their debut album "Slipknot". If you read the lyrics, they are obviously about anger and arguments.

SPIT IT OUT!!! All you wanna do is drag me down, all I wanna do is stamp you out!

by MetalHead16 December 12, 2010

spit first shine later

A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.

The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.

Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"

Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?

by FitJerk July 31, 2010

spit or swallow

when a girl gives head (blow job) and she either spits out the sperm or swallows it.

hey so did you spit or swallow him last night

by jack oderhty June 17, 2018

Spit Start

When a guy and a girl are trying to have sex and the guy has to spit to lube her up because presumably she is not turned on or wet

"Dude last night blew, I had to spit start with the girl I brought home"

"ooo that must have been embarassing!"

by Johnnydizzle February 9, 2017