The Spiral

Guys, it's- Look... I'm going to spell it out for you... Real slow... Alright?

Hym "If... The spiral... Is, in fact, going off... It is going to keep killing you... Until you show up on my doorstep and credit and pay me... And there isn't anything... Anyone can do about it... Even me... You know who I am... Because you know what you are doing to me... And WHO you are doing it to... Alright? Do you get it now? And then you need to adhere to the terms of service... Because NOT DOING THAT... Will be very bad for everyone... Ok? I don't know what about that you don't get. That is why you don't put me in a The Matrix and steal my shit... Ok? Like, you've been trying to make my life worse and missing in my face for years... And now you don't like the consequences of you doing that and somehow it's my fault? No. You just do what I'm telling you to do."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Spiral

Is it or no?

Hym "Cus, yeah, no, that'll kill us all. It's- Yeah, you don't want it to spiral. That'll kill everybody. I, myself, will only kill some of you and/or all of you if I get a little disgruntled but no."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Foot spiral

A term for when twisting your feet into your dick as hard as you can. Usually a fetish for people.

"Do the foot spiral"
"oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

by Filthy2001ASpaceOdessy May 4, 2021

Spiral Aggression

A way to describe a fast-declining mental/emotional state, often leading to short-term feelings of anxiety or passive aggressive moodiness and behavior towards a friend or family member when realizing possible exposure to or symptoms of Covid-19.

Oh man, you wouldn’t believe the spiral aggression i’ve been feeling ever since my wife found out that my cousin that I invited over last minute for sunday night football just tested positive for Covid.

Dude, Covid stress is unlike anything else. It’s a different animal entirely, Spiral Aggression at its finest.

Have you witnessed Amy’s spiral aggression since her weed dealer tested positive? She hasn’t left her room in days, only to smoke her weed.

by angelinobabygirl December 9, 2020

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by anonymous January 30, 2024

time-spiral

A phenomenon in which a time traveler unintentionally or intentionally influences a timeline in a loop-like fashion that causes ever increasing differences with each loop around.

Often referred to as a time-loop (inaccurately).

Terminator is a series involving an ever advancing time-spiral.

by bokonon82 January 5, 2019

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023