Definitions by bokonon82

Cold Civil War 

Internal stresses that mimic the the effects and appearance of an international Cold War, but within a single nations borders. See Trumpism

Trumpism is the result of a cold civil war

Cold Civil War by bokonon82 August 19, 2022

time-spiral 

A phenomenon in which a time traveler unintentionally or intentionally influences a timeline in a loop-like fashion that causes ever increasing differences with each loop around.

Often referred to as a time-loop (inaccurately).

Terminator is a series involving an ever advancing time-spiral.

time-spiral by bokonon82 January 5, 2019

Encore poop 

When a person takes a poop, gets up, washes and dries their hands and then realizes there is more poop to be dumped, requiring them to sit back down and finish. This may or may not involve a shart just after washing.

I washed my hands after pooping, but had to sit back down for an encore poop.

Encore poop by bokonon82 March 7, 2018

Encore shit 

When a person takes a shit, assumes they are finished, washes up and then realizes there is more shit coming.

I thought I was don't with my massive deuce, but had to sit back down for an encore shit.

Encore shit by bokonon82 March 7, 2018

synthetarian 

A person who only eats non-animal food products or animal food products of a synthetic source that did not require the raising and killing of a live animal. This would include those that eat synthetically cultured meat but not meat from an animal raised on a farm.

Once synthetic meat becomes a viable option, many people will stop eating farm raised meat and become synthetarians.

synthetarian by bokonon82 July 28, 2016

Chicago Sunroof 

The act of dedicating through the sunroof of a vehicle.

"Slipping Jimmy gave that prick a proper Chicago Sunroof for sleeping with his wife."

Chicago Sunroof by bokonon82 April 6, 2015