bokonon82's definitions

Cold Civil War

Internal stresses that mimic the the effects and appearance of an international Cold War, but within a single nations borders. See Trumpism

Trumpism is the result of a cold civil war

by bokonon82 August 19, 2022

Chicago Sunroof

The act of dedicating through the sunroof of a vehicle.

"Slipping Jimmy gave that prick a proper Chicago Sunroof for sleeping with his wife."

by bokonon82 April 6, 2015

Encore shit

When a person takes a shit, assumes they are finished, washes up and then realizes there is more shit coming.

I thought I was don't with my massive deuce, but had to sit back down for an encore shit.

by bokonon82 March 7, 2018

time-spiral

A phenomenon in which a time traveler unintentionally or intentionally influences a timeline in a loop-like fashion that causes ever increasing differences with each loop around.

Often referred to as a time-loop (inaccurately).

Terminator is a series involving an ever advancing time-spiral.

by bokonon82 January 5, 2019

Encore poop

When a person takes a poop, gets up, washes and dries their hands and then realizes there is more poop to be dumped, requiring them to sit back down and finish. This may or may not involve a shart just after washing.

I washed my hands after pooping, but had to sit back down for an encore poop.

by bokonon82 March 7, 2018

synthetarian

A person who only eats non-animal food products or animal food products of a synthetic source that did not require the raising and killing of a live animal. This would include those that eat synthetically cultured meat but not meat from an animal raised on a farm.

Once synthetic meat becomes a viable option, many people will stop eating farm raised meat and become synthetarians.

by bokonon82 July 28, 2016