red sox

the worst team in baseball. so bad they have been around since the 1890's and still only have 7 world series rings. just got swept by the yankees and are now going to miss the playoffs. their fans are the most envious in the world. jealous of the yankees and always bitching about their payroll when the red sox have the 3rd largest in mlb. one of their players got 41 lobsters from Maine but he doesnt even know where Maine is. this team blows so much and wont win another world series for another 86 years while the yankees will win 30 more during that time. only have 2 players that would start for the yankees. David Ortiz takes steroids and wouldnt be shit if he was still with the twins.

Kid: hey im a red sox fan
Me: sorry

by monday tuesday wednesday thursday August 22, 2006

red sox

The team whose fans consider 'the best team in baseball' because they win an average of 1 world series every 83 years.

The Red Sox finally won the World Series after nearly a century. They rock!

by nation161 April 18, 2006

Red Sox

a has-been baseball team rumored to be cursed by Babe Ruth since the team back in 1918 sent him to the New York Yankees.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

red sox nation

Red Sox fans who lack originality and steal the term "nation" from the Raider Nation.

The Raider Nation is the one true nation while the Red Sox Nation is a fictitious bunch of bullshit.

by outsiders March 10, 2008

rox da sox

Too awesome for words.

Damn, that Eric really rox da sox.

by Eric April 26, 2005

red sox

fuckin worst team in baseball, bunch of lazy ass shits that don't play up to there capabilities.

Yankee can kick bostons ass back to the stone age cuz thats where it looks like they all came from.

by bleehhhh July 23, 2008

Boston Red Sox

I told you's (did i tell you guys) look at my post i put in september

HAHA Yankee fans i guess that's another waste of over 200 million dollars

by some polak November 1, 2004