rib snorting funny

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

Giggly bitch snort

When a white girl who thinks something is super funny starts laughing so hard she starts snorting like a pig

Makayla heard a funny dirty joke in class and started like a pig from all the laughter and then she giggly bitch snort

by Gigglybitch February 20, 2019

snort-a-saurus

A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.

"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.

by Askthe BeerGuys March 27, 2011

snort-a-saurus

A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.

"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.

by Askthe BeerGuys March 14, 2011

Captain Sea Snort

After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..

Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night

by Naggster June 16, 2009

snorting pixy stix

when you snort pixy stix like a line of cocaine. very entertaining while still legal. there should be pixy stix whores. pimps wouldnt make enough dough though. fun for sleepovers with friends.

pour pixy stix out on to surface and snort its that simple. CAUTION: burns slightly and leaves a tingly sensation in nostril. you will sneeze after and it will probly come out colored. "bro i was snorting pixy stix last night and i sneezed orange!!!!" :O

by hockeyloverrr December 30, 2010