a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present
Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!
by annikool February 04, 2010
by Miss09 July 24, 2009
Chunks of plaque and horrid smelling bacteria that reside in the crypts in ones tonsils. Often spontaneously expelled at high speeds with a sneeze or cough.
In the middle of my interview I hacked up a nice gray sneeze nugget. It smelled like rotten ass and landed on the desk in front of me.
by unemployed June 13, 2003
Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.
The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
by yes juanito yes December 11, 2014
A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.
First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
by Lefthandman2000 October 16, 2008
John: OMG
Chris: What?
John: I just sneezed so hard I thought my nose may fly off!!
Chris: Ahh thats the classic Voldie-Sneeze
Chris: What?
John: I just sneezed so hard I thought my nose may fly off!!
Chris: Ahh thats the classic Voldie-Sneeze
by karach September 11, 2011
When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.
***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***
***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***
by JP Roland November 04, 2007