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Professional Pussy Slayer

One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.
Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.

Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
by professorOFpussy22 October 9, 2009
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slayer5907

yeah ok legend who stands up to the admins that masturbate to friday night funkin porn, kills everyone on sight and speaks on all caps exuding humongous cock vibes
admin 1: "wow i just got killed by this guy and he's making fun of me in chat for dying even though im cheating with commands"
admin 2: "really?? give me his user I'm about to ban him"
admin 1: "slayer5907"
admin 2: "oh that guy again LOL"
admin 3: "lmao knew it"
by yeah ok fan June 20, 2021
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buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.
by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008
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LG Slayer

Somebody who goes after all the girls younger than him, and gets alot of action with them. The action of LG slaying is getting with alot of LG's
Bro, Ive slayed so many LG's this year.

Ive gotten with like 15 LG's already, Im the LG slayer of the year.
by WEASLEYLGSLAYER May 3, 2011
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booty slayer

A person who destroys all pieces of booty that comes his way. Regardless of how ugly or ratchet she is. The king of booty. Usually when he doesn't even try to slay bitches will hit up. He is the master of fucking bitches. He has a 3rd degree black belt in the art of slaying. It is a rare talent that not anyone can have.
Aye my friend John slays all the booty.
Really? How much booty?
Nigga he's the booty slayer.
Oh shit really? Can he teach me.
by Fucc Boi April 3, 2015
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Goblin Slayer

Goblin Slayer: A silver level adventurer from the anime and manga of the same name. Whom lost his family to Goblins and has spent his life training to kill just them.

He is often fighting alone but eventually gains a harem of likable women that all love him, but he only loves killing Goblins.
Bill: "Man that Goblin Slayer nigga is brutal"
Goblin Slayer fanboy: "He rids the world of the vermin known as Goblins. He is a hero"
by Goblin Slayer November 24, 2018
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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