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Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.
the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.
by lionkidftw October 30, 2010
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slisher

A fuzzy little man peach who always seeks moral high ground and never succumbs to the bottom feeder mentality of alcoholism.
"That guy really cares about people so much."

"Yeah he's a real Slisher, that fucking cunt."
by ClapDemCheekies June 28, 2019
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Slusher

Close your eyes and think of the best thing ever in your life... now open, I bet you were thinking of slusher, the man of many talents.

A master of water. A master of laying pipes. Lucky strikes in his pocket and a big smile on his bearded face. Bringing a ray of sunshine to any where he may be. He may be as one would say "short" but he is blessed with a "richard" that's tall.

Bumping prof in his mini van, he ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
,if you see this Rob..you better run.

Vanilla may be in the name but he is far from it professional in the streets and kinky sexy silver fox in the sheets.
"Who is that guy?"

*man sits quietly smoking a cigarette while looking up over his glasses"
"That's slusher, he is the fuckin man"
by JackAuf April 25, 2023
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Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.
John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.
by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011
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mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.
That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.
by BigSteve February 4, 2014
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sexual splasher

verb., when woman has an orgasm so intense that vaginal fluid splashes all over the surrounding area, leaving the male or female soaking wet from abdomen to thighs or lower legs and at times even more. Also called the mattress flipper because the mattress becomes so wet that the only way to lay on it comfortably afterwards is to flip the mattress and apply new sheets. Ussually only occurs in women who are uninhibited and enjoy the noises accompanying uninhibited sex and screaming when it feels so intensely good that they can think and/or feel nothing else but what is happening to themselves and sometimes their partner.
He pounded her so deep, yet touched her gently while speaking words of lust and/or love, which resulted in her having multiple sexual splashers as orgasms during one intense sexual experience.
by LiveNLearn February 8, 2015
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cherry smasher

A person who goes after virgins and pops there cherry
Kaylee: Hey did you hear how Ben had sex with Kristen?
Lanie: No!!? Wow he is such a cherry smasher.
by August Strain July 9, 2016
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