Pulling a Skywalker 

An act in which a person very nearly enters into a sexual relationship with someone who, unbeknownst to them, is a close relative, ala Luke and Leia.

Hey, it happens. You can also say "Pulled a Skywalker", as in, "So-and-so almost Pulled a Skywalker with so-and-so."

For example:

Henry: "'Sup, Jay. Man, did you hear about Mike?"
Jay: "Naw. What happened?"
Henry: "Well, apparently that hot blonde chick he was going out with the past few weeks... was his first cousin!"
Jay: "WHAT??!!"
Henry: "Yeah! Dude almost got caught Pulling a Skywalker with his own cousin and didn't even know it!"
Jay: "Hahaha! Man, Mike's lucky the worst thing they did was make out a few times!"

Pulling a Skywalker by The1Atheist January 4, 2014

sam way/skywalker 

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker

me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??

sam way/skywalker by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023

Skinwalker 

North-American cryptid.
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or copper.
Known to be extremely fast, agile, resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.

Deep in a forest:

-*sniff* "Ugh wtf is that smell?"
-*kid shouting for help not far off in the distance* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Who's there?! Are you hurt?! Where are you?!"
-*kid shouting for help again* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Hang in there! I'm on my way!"
-*kid shouting louder* "HELP ME! AAA HELP!"
-"I'm almost there! Just hang o-" *realises the kid's shouts have sounded

identical each time, both in intonation and rhythm*

*indentifies smell as copper mixed with rotten meat*
-*kid shouts in a distorted-like manner*

"HELP ME! AAA HELP! T-he-e mo-onst-er i-i-i-isss goi-n-n-n-g to ea-at meeeeEEEEEEE!!"
-*blood freezes and tears swell up as a skinwalker rises from behind some boulders*

"W-what the fu-"

Skinwalker by BigSchoolBoi February 2, 2020

shywalker

Server Owner of the PORNISM Discord server. Lover of the truth, fine dining and hiking. Streamer of Droids 1, 2, and 3.

All I had to do was ask Shywalker for an invite, and he hooked me up! What a nice guy!

shywalker by shywalker November 9, 2021

Skinwalker 

A creature whom can change their physical form and voice to anything it pleases to lure it's prey.
Skinwalkers can also run incredibly fast, given the ability to catch their prey in seconds.

"Come into my room." said their mother's voice, from her room.
kid1 "Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm-"
kid2 "Isn't mom out shopping?"
"Come in here, now."
kid1 "We gotta hide-"
"Come here kid1, kid2, now."
Kid1 "Oh hell nah-"
Kid2 "That's a fuckin' Skinwalker😨"

Skinwalker by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022

Skinwalker 

A person completely devoid of cognitive abilities, often drooling on themselves as they type up another Reddit thread.

They are but a shell of skin propelled by their desire to spread their "wisdom" all over the internet, and inform others of how great their life is going.

"Hey you remember that guy in college who would always draw circles in his saliva on the table?"
"Yeah actually, I saw him at the store yesterday, mumbling something about needing to ban the mysoginists in his community, dude had completely blank eyes, total skinwalker"

Skinwalker by ShiFujo August 13, 2022

lube skyballer

Luke Skywalker except with way more lube and anal.

Lube skyballer is signaling

lube skyballer by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018