schlubb

A schlubb is a schmoe about to die of sloth. A schlubb is one lazy mutha effa. See "a bump on a log."

That bloody schlubb hasn't gotten out of bed all flippin' week!

by cMo March 20, 2005

schlub

A person regarded as clumsy, stupid or unattractive.

"That CheeseCake is the biggest schlub on the planet

by Meeper February 23, 2004

schlubb

to wear the most daggy comfortable clothes you have and have a lazy day at home. usually happens on a weekend, specifically Sunday. you do not care how feral you look, what house work needs doing, where anybody is or what they are doing. the kids could be setting fire to the yard and you would not care. only the television, your book or facebook matters. if it is out of your reach it does not exist (chocolate or beer being the exception).

its too cold to go out today, i think a schlubb day is in order.

i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!

it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.

by RedDragon01 September 3, 2009

shaub

The old school lazy way of saying "sharp". It can also be spelled, "Shob". Commonly used by people aged 40+

1. Did yall see his suit? It was shaub!
2. That looks shaub!
3. Damn that was a shaub ass outfit.

by TroyFromTheBay January 15, 2008

schlub

Famously noted in the movie 'Big Daddy'; a schlub is a cross between a scrub and a slob.

Don't be a schlub.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Shlube

What happens when you mix shit and lube together.

Old shitty granny panties are perfect for some shlube.

by SchoolScooter414 November 15, 2019

Shlubaroo

A word used to insult people of lower social status then you. It was used by Conan O’Brien in a joking manner many times. It can also mean someone who thinks they have higher status and matters but they don’t really.

Joe: Stacy is going to have a radical party tonight I think you should come.

George: Oh, I wasn’t invited,I’m sure she just forgot to invite me, you do know I’m reaaally popular.
Joe: Yeah whatever you say you Shlubaroo.

by HeinzPickleJar June 24, 2020