Skip to main content

stoner couple

two friends (usually best friends) who always smoke marijuana together. Enjoy great sessions with just the two of them.
Damn, shaan and adrian are such a stoner couple, they always blaze together.
by 305stoner December 17, 2009
mugGet the stoner couple mug.

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers
I find your scones offensive to my eyes
by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
mugGet the Scones mug.
Related Words

soner

a Turkish first name, meaning Last Hero or Last Soldier.
Soner is a really cool Turkish guy who lives in San Diego.
by sonerSD April 12, 2010
mugGet the soner mug.

Stoner speedball

A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.
Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?

Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'
by BME222 January 3, 2010
mugGet the Stoner speedball mug.

Stiletto Stoner

Women who have got killer careers and enviable social lives. They're also major potheads. These are smart, successful women who light up in their off-hours.

These women are the balls-to-the-wall career animals whose idea of decompressing after a grueling day isn't a glass of Chardonnay but a toke (or three) of marijuana—not just every now and again, but on a regular basis—the type who stashes a pack of E-Z Wider rolling paper in the silverware drawer or keeps a pipe at the ready next to a pile of bills. By all outward appearances, they are card-carrying, type A workaholics who just happen to prefer kicking back with a blunt instead of a bottle.
Me & my boss are stiletto stoners; everyday we work so hard to accomplish goals. At the end of a grueling day, there is but only one way, to relax!
by X___T May 23, 2010
mugGet the Stiletto Stoner mug.

Colossal stoner

Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.
- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
by RoseTea April 8, 2012
mugGet the Colossal stoner mug.

Stoner Steve

a fat pothead whose name is Steve


a male who sells or smokes cannabis


he who deals the weed


the man that makes me high
Hey Stoner Steve Wheres all the bud at
by Sean Fitzpatrick October 19, 2008
mugGet the Stoner Steve mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email