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Salturess

To commend or congratulate someone for an act of ingenious, but dubious actions.
"I totally salturess that guy. I mean he broke both of his legs in seven places, but his high wire unicycle act was pretty cool."
by PeachesTheDroog October 20, 2018
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Salteen

They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.
“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
by Crazy Salteen April 3, 2021
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Santeri Virtanen

Santeri keeps a lot of children in his basement. He plays ice hockey and fight polar bears in finland.
Santeri Virtanen is a childish moe lester.
by Bobaboi October 24, 2022
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Salted Caramel Cornet

A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.
The other half gave me the ol' salted caramel cornet last night. We need a new carpet.
by Mik_D February 2, 2023
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Dirty Salger

When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating.
I think Maj might be pulling a Dirty Salger!
by SmartDirtyLiam February 5, 2022
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Saltnership

A partnership with a difference, containing extreme levels of salt. So much salt that only the ones within the saltnership can handle it
"Kae and Maddie are in a saltnership together, they're unstoppable!"

"The saltnership we have is better than people actually venting in the vent chat'"
by Saltymmmm March 4, 2017
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kelly slater

Best professional surfer maybe of all time. 6x World Cup winner and 2x Triple Crown winner. Shreds up the water efortlessly and looks good while doing. Also is rumored to be with the victorias secret model Gisele.
Kelly Slater is the gnarliest surfer I have ever seen! Did you see him drop in on that 9 ft swell?
by get stupid August 13, 2006
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