salmanoty

a person who ruins a movie before u watch it.

guy: i might watch sixth sense
guy2: hes dead all along
guy: ure such a salmanoty

by bob marleyz January 13, 2008

salmon slip way

Another name for a mott/cunt.

"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"

by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007

salmon crawl

A swim technique for when the water is low and the bottom is really rocky and hard to walk which consists of laying in the water forwards and pulling oneself along the bottom using ones hands.

Yo Rawse, its really shallow and rocky along the bottom here so its best to just salmon crawl on over to the island. front crawl Australian crawl old Australian crawl loudon wainwright loudon wainwright III swimming bikini river folk

by snowcat October 4, 2015

Salmo air freshener

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.

Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

by virginmary69 April 11, 2019

Salman Obedi

A piece of shit from the middle east that is a terrorist and Emeeko

Salman Obedi is a suicide bomber

by Al-qaeda-are-shit June 11, 2022

Hallway Salmon

When a guy or girl walks against the general flow of the hallway.

Mark: Hey did you see Eric in the hall today?

Clee: Yeah he was being such a hallway salmon.

by JackpotDonnie August 25, 2009