Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

ruben

very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever

ruben loves his chula

by pimp89 April 12, 2009

Ruben

One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.

There's only one example...Ruben himself.

by His Precious February 4, 2010

Ruben

Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P

if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.

by rubentj April 21, 2008

Rhen

The most amazing, kind, intelligent, sensitive guy I know. My rider for life.

" You're so cool, Rhen."
" Rhen is the ultimate CS gamer!"

by Laura November 24, 2004

ruben

A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.

I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.

by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004

Ruben

When a Girls pussy looks like a New York Ruben

jim: hey did you fuck Megan?
connor: ya her pussy looks like a Ruben after I was done with it

nasty
pussy new york messed up add mayo

by HotLumps October 8, 2016