blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

Roto Rooting

Anal sex - the guy's dick is rooting around for shit in his partner's ass

Rumor has it that Tom Cruise likes to receive a roto rooting several times per week.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Showtime Rotisserie Oven

all you have to do is take the turkey and slide in the spit rods which are non stick, then you put the wheel on the spit rods and put in the showtime rotisserie oven, and the you set it and forget it!

its that easy folks!

by smart guy April 22, 2004

Rooting for the Dutch

"Rooting for the Dutch" is a term used when you know someone and/or something has no chance, but you still pull for it anyways. Created by rooting for the Dutch soccer and baseball teams which always play teams they have no business playing, and lose. Basically, you're rooting for the underdog who has no business even trying what they are about to attempt.

"Look at Dave trying to spit game, he has zero chance with that girl."
"Yeah I know. But hey, I'm still rooting for the Dutch."

by dfndub March 25, 2013

Chicken Rotisserie

The action of trying a woman up in the fetal position and having one male fuck her mouth and the other from behind (pussy or ass, doesn't matter). This reesemables a pig roast position. From here, have the males rotate her as if she were a chicken rotisserie. Meanwhile, have an unspecificed amount of other males bring themselves to climax, make sure their ejaculations cover her body as if they were basting her. Afterwards, cook her over an open fire and enjoy your meal.

After craving an ejaculation and wanting to commit an act of cannibalism, we (a football team) asked the next door neighbor if we could perform a chicken rotisserie on her to help fundraise.

by CumminJJ November 8, 2008

rotis

The rotis is the name of that little line that runs up the center of the scrotum, and it in essence an extention of the Choda.

"my rotis is itchy today."
"Lick my rotis!!"

by ShadowNuke July 30, 2008

dick roots

The small bulging veins on a man’s stomach that can be seen when he wears low riding pants that say “hey, you’re almost seeing my dick.”

Do you see that guy’s dick roots over there?

by Shaunasweets August 10, 2018