Routerbitched

A term used when a router serving as the internet gateway for a small network spontaneously ceases to function for no apparent reason. Most common cause of inappropriate dropouts when using chat programs. See also: routerfucked

Stef writes: Sorry about that, I just got routerbitched.

I was trying to download that song, but I got routerbitched.

by jemjemjem July 30, 2008

ronathon

The most basic yet unused name of all time.

Thanks for helping me with my computer Ronathon.

by Pro-Jirard the Finishist June 28, 2016

The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

by pill_dickle June 17, 2018

Rontard

A supporter of Ron Paul, typically sporting a wicked case of isolationism, with a heaping helping of racism on the side.

"Based on the lame, scripted comments she left, I could tell she was a Rontard before I even visited her profile page."

by Kafir Alalazoo February 3, 2008

Chi Route

You can rock it solo or take a group of people usually in one car. You drive to downtown chicago and spark your blunt or light your bowl only when your on the highway and once everyone is sufficiently torched continue to drive around downtown chicago and take in the sights and culture. Works best at night with high grade cannabis. Also reffered to as a chizzy or routing it in the big windy.

Note: Driving around chicago when not smoking and just going down there to waste gas and sound cool is NOT and i repeat is NOT a Chi route. thats just being gay.

Kid 1 : hey bro what are we doing tonight?
Kid 2: Lets take a chi route man i got some flame as hahl weed
Kid 1: Sounds like a great idea man ill grab the drops and cudi
Kid 3: Lemme get shorts!

by Caddis March 24, 2011

1-800 route

A way to get somewhere bypassing toll booths, usally very out of the way

"I took the 1-800 Route out of the city and now I have enough money for food."

by A. E. Newman September 24, 2005

Scenic Route

The act of getting stuck behind an attractive girl who is walking very slow. There is something to look at, but it takes longer.

I was late to class because I took the scenic route.

by Dyllyle May 20, 2014