Fucking ripe

On point
Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation

Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.

“Yo, that jacket’s fucking ripe, my man.”
“Did you see that Rolly with the butterfly doors? It was fucking ripe!”

by Sirenfaee February 10, 2019

Dummy Ripe

Something that is ripe but to an infinite power. Something “dummy ripe” cannot be duplicated by anybody or anything else in its category. Something being called “dummy ripe” has reached maximum attractiveness, coolness, and greatness.

MS: “Hey who’s that chick over there?”

IS: Oh bro that’s Hannah Marin, she’s dummy ripe, anyone with her in her life is extremeley blessed.

by ripe_ibra June 10, 2018

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

ripe

when you came home late last night i could not resist dragging you near and claiming some of that attention. it had been too long, the last time you licked my gaping seedless mango. you knew i had done without, you knew i had fasted and missed a couple of harvests. and you knew i would offer plenty in return. you knew.

so when it was my turn consecrating your soil, you understood the nature, the nurture of our exchange, that there was no guilt no shame in sucking whats ripe. that our well being was connected with the fire that warms, the water that clenches, the air that refreshes, the earth that steadies.
you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.

by Krkič June 8, 2020

ripe

Used to describe something immaculate. Comes from the adjective describing perfect fruit as ripe.

Yo ur lookin ripe today
this day was ripe

by hello der August 15, 2020

Ripe Day

The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."

by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020

ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012