Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

going Riker

growing a beard, from scratch. also, when you cause a situation that destroys or seriously injures the starship Enterprise, NCC-1701D.

"Nice beard."

"Thanks dude, I'm going Riker."

by Hamtron5000 January 5, 2009

rinser

Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.

Ohh, baby, lemme rinse your bag!!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Riker Rash

When you or William T Riker's beard gets frisky with lady friend and she develops a love Rash. Normally around her tights.

My tights totally have a Riker Rash. Must be from that sexy commanders beard.

by Sarajade86 November 29, 2013

three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.

After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.

by zoorlac September 19, 2011

rinner

amazing tall people

rhymes with dinner and also winner

"Look at those Rinners!"
"Ya bet they can reach the top shelf"
"Bet they can"

by 33333adftghjkl'[ February 5, 2009

Caitlin Ricker

The most amazingly beautiful woman You'll ever meet, she is the definition of perfection, she will always be there for you when you need her with a smile that lights up your world when it's feeling dark, she has expectations and it's up to the man to full fill them, trust me, it's worth it, she has a body of goddess and a face of an angel, she has a personality like no other, big or small groups, she's always the center of attention because when she arrives, all attention goes towards her and her amazing ego

I love Caitlin Ricker so much, she's the definition of perfection

by The most perfect woman June 3, 2014