Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.

I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.

by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable

“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed

by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022

Retired From Living

No longer alive; dead.

"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Retire

To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.

Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire

by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022

Retired spectator

A rapper who dropped rapping/releasing rap songs yet is still brought up in conversations related to rap

50 Cent is an example of a retired spectator in rap

by YuOfTheNight August 17, 2022

Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023