retardicrat

anyone who associates with the democratic party or is left leaning/progressive in his/her political beliefs.

Those retardicrats are destroying the country.

by Shivagodofdestruction May 14, 2011

retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010

Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.

Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.

by anonymous January 7, 2021

type 2 retardation

The state in which one is so impeccably retarded that nobody wants to be around him/her.

Terry: dude have you SEEN Justin? He must have type 2 retardation because he can't do anything right.

by Caliberr February 10, 2014

NDR (Non DNA Retardation)

NDR (Non DNA Retardation) is a term used to identify a "disease" of the thinking brain typically associated with millenials. It is a slowing of the development of the mental, emotional and social body of the human species when raised by helicopter parents, lawnmower parents or snowplow parents who raise their children with entitlement, lack of resilience, lack of executive function and a diluted or deranged sense of reality.

A newly graduated architecture student walked into his first job and when asked what he expected as his starting salary, responded with a delusional answer of "$200,000." This is a prime example of NDR (Non DNA Retardation), when someone is totally out of touch with reality.
A girl grew up sheltered all her life with her parents coddling her by accommodating her weird food phobias, one of them being her dislike for sauce. When she grew up and went off to college, the girl dropped out because all the food in the cafeteria had sauce. Her condition is known as NDR (Non DNA Retardation) because she cannot adapt to new environments.

by Petra Pavlov September 4, 2019

retardation

"wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"
Talking like this shows clear signs of retardation
Moving your hands in various unidentifiable motions is a byproduct of having retardation.
People with retardation always deny being retarded.

Retardation explaination: "wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"

by Milan L June 8, 2007