Designated Driver

A habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.

Good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because I'm fuckin wasted!

by ItsHydeyoubitches August 10, 2008

Designated Driver

The act of steering a car from the passenger seat while the driver performs oral sex on the passenger.

man, last night i got a designated driver from Kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted.

by K-Beck July 4, 2009

Designated Passenger

After having your car booted with a breathelizer for Driving Under the Influence, a passenger who abtstains from drinking is elected to blow into the machine in order to get to the next watering hole.

Dude, I can't seem to get this damn thing started! Where's the damned designated passenger!

by Antronne March 14, 2008

designated drunk

Person in a group designated to drink and act like a fool for the immense enjoyment of others.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

designated drunk

Opposite of designated driver. Person who is always drunk when going out. There can be more than one, and there usually is. Denoted by the abbreviation DD, and can therefore be confused with designated driver.

Bri: I'm tired of being the DD all the time.
Micah: You mean the designated drunk? You threw up all over yourself last time.

by notadd December 9, 2008

Designated Gay

When a group of friends (typically male) lack a gay friend they will instinctively choose a friend to be called the gay one and to make gay jokes about. This person can have little to no homosexual traits but still be the Designated Gay because of the vibe they emit.

Oh, Grant? Yeah he’s a little weird. He’s also the Designated Gay in our group

by NanTheMemeMan June 21, 2019

Designated Fruity Friend (DFF)

A friend in the group who, while not necessarily being gay or any other LGBT+ subtype (although commonly a bisexual man) behaved in a way similar to the stereotypical idea of a gay friend. Most often referring to a male in a group of one or more female friends, and act as fashion consultant, chick flick movie buddy, late night emotional support, and most other stereotypical gay character traits commonly associated with homosexual men/heterosexual female friendships.

Similar to Designated Gay Best Friend or DGBF, but less specific to include any friend who fits gay stereotypes, regardless of their sexual orientation.

A lot of people ask me if he’s my boyfriend, but he’s my bestie, and he’s friends with all of my friends, so he’s the Designated Fruity Friend (DFF), and he’s just one of the girls!

by BoogieBear206 June 28, 2019