Full Release

When one masturbates, urinates and has a bowel movement in a row.

Hey, let me have a full release and a shower before you pick me up to go to Toronto.

by 1138 September 17, 2011

chakra release

Hand-job. Thank you Al Gore for this definition.

How much extra for a Chakra Release?

by Oregontrials July 22, 2010

French Release

When a chick shoves her finger up a guys ass and massages the prostate while he is cummin during a blowjob.

-Dude how was that chick last night?
-I dont wanna talk about it.
-Why man?
-She gave me a french release....
-OH SHIT MAN that sucks!!!

by brokentofu July 12, 2007

Simultaneous release

when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"

I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.

by prague1 June 30, 2006

release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.

1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.

by Mr. Spy January 1, 2009

release station

1)The bathroom
2)A station where you release your internal struggles.

Pardon me, I must use the release station.

by KingMikeDG March 15, 2015