Dip-ression

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!

You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

recessionomics

The branch of social science that deals with the practice of having no cash money.

The California government majored in recessionomics.

I can't go out to night, I'm studying recessionomics.

by _Californian_ August 3, 2009

recessionitis

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista

Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?

Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.

by ae123456 March 4, 2009

receptioneer

A male receptionist.

"I think that receptioneer was checkin you out dude. Gay."

by The Squeasel August 26, 2003

receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

Great Regression

The social regression of the United States between 2016 and 2019 where the two opposing sides are the Democrats and the Republicans fighting over political nonsense.

The Great Regression has no end in sight.

by Doctor WTF May 24, 2019