Raymond

A man of great intelligence, but lacks the penis size, personality, and likeness of a normal human being. He is a whiny bitch, but at the end of the day he will fuck your bitch.

Ryan: Look its Raymond!
Mike: Fuck, better go hide my girlfriend!
Raymond: Too late.

by PickleRickster September 12, 2017

raymon noodles

1. The one and only Ramen noodles. Just hoodrich version.

2. Millionaire high class version of the traditional ramen noodle.

3. A way to describe a poor person.

I'm a broke college student eatin' nothing but raymon noodles.

I'm a hood millionaire eating raymon noodles erryday.

You so raymon noodles!

by EazyE63 August 6, 2012

Raymoondo

The best person ever. He is so good at everything. Not a crackhead like Daniel. Very muscular. Unlike Daniel.

ex. I wish I were Raymoondo

by swagfsdafs February 6, 2014

Raymond

A pixelated cat that millions are obsessed with for no reason.

Janie: Omg!! Did you hear about Animal Crossing's new villager Raymond?
Josh: You mean that pixelated cat that millions are obsessed with for no reason?
Janie:...

by kat but maybe kat September 24, 2020

Raymond

Raymond is a total Kirito kinnie who’s so uwu daisuki and he makes me feel squishy and I love him~ He’s also the biggest playa on the interwebs and we’re tight, dawg!

NOTICE MEEEEEEE! OwO

Person 1: Hey, did you ever see the new kid?

Person 2: You mean Raymond? Yeah, why?

Person 1: I’m gonna kick his ass.

Raymond: *Teleports behind Person 1 and slashes him in half with his katana* Nothing personnel, kid.

by Nunya J. Bidness December 5, 2020

Raymond

The tallest person in the class. Is strong but gentle.

Raymond.

by Lije2021 February 1, 2021

Raymond Flores

A cool, calm collected person with a sharp, witty, sarcastic-ish humour. May come off as a bit nerdy at first sight but is great when you get to know him. Oh and abnormaly short. but not like 3 feet tall short. Sometimes mistaken as one of the emo kids but he can really smile and have a great time.

" Wow, you remind me exactly of Raymond Flores."

OR

" Hey, you seem like a Raymond Flores to me.

by KaylenWolfe June 19, 2010