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Raccoon in the Attic

You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.
Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?

Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.
by RWClassABoomer March 5, 2009
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Raccoon

A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
by daverba September 15, 2006
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Raccooning

The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.

Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.
Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?

Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.
by Goin' Panda January 12, 2012
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Radcon

A group of Radical Conservatives who's only purpose in life is to force others into believing what they believe. Their only goals are to return America to the 1950's where men go to work and women stay at home. They also believe that all gays should be sent to an island, and that anyones personal liberties should be stripped away so that everyone prays in school and that only the top 1% of America has any money. Basicly they are nazi's in disguse as well as giant pieces of shit.
Example of Radcons': Rush Limbaugh, Bill Frist, Tom Delay, Trent Lott, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Riley, Scarbourgh from Scarbourgh country, etc...

Dude, I fucking hate Radcons...
by Jimmy Markum May 13, 2005
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raccoon sex

When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.
by Mandu Bell March 29, 2007
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Raicole

A ship name created from the names of famous people Kai, Renee and Nicole; Short form - Rai. Can also be used as an adjective. Related to Kiwan (see definition 2).
Where is that raicole?
by Kiwan January 25, 2019
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Raccoon

A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006
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