Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*

"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019

R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.

You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"

by tripp1009 January 27, 2014

molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble

I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.

by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007

rest-ur-rant

stop ranting
how mandem talk
how to tell a wasteman to shut up

ayo rest-ur-rant bruv stop waffling g

by wastemandunnoout May 8, 2021

Durf-Rant

A Durf-Rant some times said in two words is a rant that is extremely long and seems to never stop.

Durf is just Durf-Ranting again.

by ­ -_-­ ­ September 2, 2021

Quick rant

The start of a sentence that signals that the following will be a paragraph about a topic interesting or important to the writer that they understand may not be interesting to others

Quick rant: Our present is the result of everything done in the past some would say this means if you change an element of the past it would change the present. No it means if you tried to change an element of the past no matter what you do you will 1. cause the present to happen or 2. Not change anything at all because the fact that you live in a reality where something happened means that it no matter what happened and going to a time before it means it has yet but will happen

by Mylesgreen_ August 12, 2018

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011