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ripe

ur mom is so ripe
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Ripe

“That’s ripe”

meaning you actually had the nerve to say that! Really?
That’s Ripe!
by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025
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Ripe

Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.

Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.
Are you ripe?”

Yeah, ripe as a peach!”
by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018
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Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021
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Ripely

Description of wave like feeling or material.
Ex: The consistency of Apple Sauce or a Fruit Gummy can often be described as "Ripely"

Not an Example: Apple Sauce is "Grainy"
by Clippzz September 14, 2023
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Ripe

Adj. I) (In context of fruits, vegetables, and other things similar) ready to eat, mature
Adj. II) (In context of people) Freshly on or above the legal consent age (usually 18)
Adj. III) (In context of a general aging, said negatively) old, overripe, and usually smelling of rotting things (ie. Overripe/rotting meat, produce or other food items; rotting corpse of dead animal)
(I) This banana is ripe, eat it before it goes bad
(II) It may sound creepy but I check out the ripe women around the high school*
(III) Damn this shit ripe bruh, been sitting here for a while now
*I do not condone any sexual misconduct, please DO NOT do this, or if you are, don't blame me
by ThatOneHumann April 10, 2022
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Dummy Ripe

Something that is ripe but to an infinite power. Something “dummy ripe” cannot be duplicated by anybody or anything else in its category. Something being called “dummy ripe” has reached maximum attractiveness, coolness, and greatness.
MS: “Hey who’s that chick over there?”

IS: Oh bro that’s Hannah Marin, she’s dummy ripe, anyone with her in her life is extremeley blessed.
by ripe_ibra June 10, 2018
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