retarded

A noun used to describe a person who amazon web services.

The company that recently got breached decided to become retarded and move to the cloud.

by agseatthispersonthis May 18, 2016

Retarded

A common word now a days meaning stupid

josh is retarded.

by smhhhhhhhhhh January 2, 2019

retarded

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

by SOA December 18, 2006

Retarded

See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.

Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 20, 2011

retarded

When a male has a boner.

You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?

by KP February 1, 2005

Retarded

It’s not a “slang” or some other shit. You shouldn’t ever really use it, it’s offensive and a horrible word. The real meaning is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.

Don’t you the word retarded please and thank you!!

by autumnrxyne May 20, 2018

retarded

when a situation becomse stressful or annoying one often goes "this is retarded"

Most of the people that play starcraft

anyone 8-14

GOD DAMNIT THIS FUCKING BOSS IS SO RIGGED. THIS GAME IS RETARDED

basically anyone that plays the game starcraft or its expansion

elementary school kids, middle school kids, highschool freshmen

by The urban linguist July 29, 2005