snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010

dire reasons

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

by chrism July 04, 2004

The Age Of Reason

A band from TX that plays classic rock and kicks ass. Made up of two friends, one of which rips out blues-based solos and plays drums, and the other which plays solid rhythm guitar and writes good lyrics. Comparison to The Age Of Reason is very favorable. Often abbreviated informally as TAOR (pron. like "tower" with a more pronounced "ao" sound, similar to Taos, NM, in speech).

Person 1: Did you go to The Age Of Reason concert the other night?

Person 2: No, I heard it was awesome. I know the last TAOR concert we went to totally kicked so much ass!

Person 1: Yeah, they played 3 songs and just jammed the rest of the set. Bostain did an 18-minute solo, and Swanson managed to start a glowring war like Phish.

Person 2: Yeah, I've seen them do a 35-minute version of "Cowgirl In The Sand" by Neil Young. He kicks ass too. I heard TAOR and Crazy Horse were supposed to tour North America next year.

Person 1: Sweet! I can't miss that!

by D. Swanson July 31, 2006

stuntin for no reason

lookin fresh, matchin from the hat to the shoes

My dude is stuntin for no reason

by stuntin for no reason August 18, 2009

No Reason To Get

Used after a friend of yours gets excited or is raging.
An other friend may after you say "No reason to get"
answer "fucking tasy" or "No reason to get fucking tasty."
You may change to word or insert extra words. For example abseloutly. "Theres abseloutly no reason to get" - "so fucking tasy"

Ben: HOLY MOLY THIS ICECREAM IS GREAT!
Jerry: Theres abseloutly no reason to get!
Tom: So fucking tasty

or

Ben: OH MY! THIS ICECREAM IS FUCKING AWESOME
Jerry Theres no reason to get
Tom: Theres abseloutly no reason to get!
Ben: SO FUCKING TASTY!

The examples may wary

by Enjubi December 13, 2010

reason for the season

Something that is awesome, or important.

Kim Kardashian is the reason for the season

by Dylan123e January 05, 2009

humanitarian reasons

(n.) For the protection of the basic human rights of the abused.

Aren't you glad bush sent us on a war for humanitarian reasons and not for oil


^this from someone who actually supported the war in iraq

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004