rate my fit

Slang way of asking someone what he/she thinks of your outfit. If ever asked a question you don’t want to answer, say this. It works.

Person 1: Ayo were you fuckin my mom last night?
Person 2: rate my fit rq
Person 1: bro?

by Zesteas November 16, 2021

john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped

"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."

by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010

Youtube Raped

When someone pressures or forces you to watch a viral video on youtube that they think is funny, but it isn't.

I didn't want to see that stupid batman clip, but my friend looked it up on his smart phone and youtube raped me.

by Cheezeboy's Friend March 24, 2011

Bong Raped

When someone forces you to smoke a bong by holding you down and plugging your nose so that you have to inhale through your mouth. ( May need assistance)

Wesley: I do not want to smoke out of the bong.

Mike: To Bad.
Kyle: Mike lets just pin him down and bong rape him.
Wesley:cough Wow I just got bong raped.

by Wizzille May 15, 2010

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

facebook raped

When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.

e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells

two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!

e.g 2

mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..

by MrPiffle March 8, 2009

boat raced

To be beaten very badly at something, especially in such a fashion that you were behind from the start and never had a chance. Comes from the Boat Race, an annual rowing competition between Oxford and Cambridge, in which the first side to get ahead can move to the middle of the river (where the current is fastest) and is almost never overtaken thereafter.

"Chicago got boat raced by Green Bay, 37-3."

by kinnopio January 5, 2009